THE FULL ARCHIVE

900+ essays on the internet we accidentally loved.

Filter the entire Sarcastic MySpace catalog by era, format, or feeling. From glitter GIFs to Google Reader obituaries — every artifact catalogued with affection and side-eye.

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Recent Dispatches

What we wrote this month

Six new entries from the desk — a mix of deep dives, oral histories, and one piece that is mostly just screenshots.

Screenshot Tour

A field guide to the custom 404 pages we still mourn

Twelve personal websites, two Flash splash gates, and one extremely polite server error. We saved them all in 2008. Pull up a chair.

Dev Patel March 11 · 9 min
Oral History

"BRB dinner": an oral history of the AIM away message

Fourteen people who wrote their away messages like short fiction recall their most-used rotations, including the eternally iconic "brb snogging."

Rin Castellanos March 4 · 22 min
Data

The traffic bell curve that explains everything

We pulled five years of Comscore data and the results are surprisingly, painfully symmetrical. A look at the platform's arc — and ours.

Priya Anand Feb 22 · 16 min
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Each era has its own flavor of unhinged. We sorted the archive so you can find your exact flavor of nostalgia without scrolling through 900 entries.

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Sometimes you want nostalgia, sometimes you want a polemic. Pick your poison.

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