Edition 04 · Spring Drop

Print, Stick, Wear the Weird Web

Limited-run zines, die-cut stickers, and merch pulled from the dusty corners of the internet — the cringe, the classics, the cult forums. Once a print run is gone, it's gone. We don't do reprints.

12 Active Zines
3,400+ Copies Printed
28 Sold-Out Drops
200–500 Run Size
The Current Drop

Small batches. Big nostalgia.

Every item is screen-printed, hand-bound, or stitched in runs between 50 and 500. We list what's left, we restock nothing, and we don't apologize when your favorite sells out at 2 a.m.

New
Zine · 48 pages

The /b/ Tapes

A lovingly curated archive of 4chan's most unhinged greentexts, printed in riso-fade ink on cream stock.

$18USD
47 left
Sticker Sheet · 6 die-cuts

Web 1.0 Mood Board

Holographic vinyl stickers of under-construction icons, hit counters, and the dancing baby. Holographic finish.

$8USD
Limited
Apparel · Heavyweight tee

Top 8 Forever Tee

100% ringspun cotton, screen-printed front and back with a fictional Top 8 you'll never be on. Unisex sizing.

$32USD
Sold Out
Print · 18×24 risograph

AIM Away Message Archive

Two-color riso print featuring the most earnest away messages from 2002. A second edition is "maybe" coming in fall.

$24USD
12 left
Zine · 64 pages · Saddle-stitched

Rule 34: A Field Guide

Anthropological deep-dive into the meme law that refuses to die. Hand-bound, includes a fold-out timeline.

$22USD
New
Sticker Pack · 9 enamel pins

Glitch Emoji Enamel Pin Set

Hard-enamel pins of corrupted emoji: 💀, 🌀, the loading hamster. Black rubber clutch backs. Ships in a tin.

$28USD
How We Print

Made weird, made on purpose.

We treat every drop like a tiny exhibition — small runs, real materials, no algorithmic optimization, no AI-generated cover art. The seams are slightly crooked. That's the point.

Risograph & Offset

Most zines are printed on a two-color Riso press in our Brooklyn studio. Halftones and registration drift included.

Hand-Numbered

Every copy gets a stamped number on the inside cover. #001/300 is a real flex, sorry we don't make the rules.

Plastic-Free Ship

Kraft mailers, paper tape, no bubble wrap. If a vinyl record survives a transatlantic flight, so will our zines.

Archive Returns

Missed a drop? We occasionally pull 5–10 copies from the editor's personal stack. The lottery runs the first Monday of every month.

Customer review

I bought The /b/ Tapes on a whim and ended up reading it on a train, snorting loud enough to alarm a stranger. The riso printing is gorgeous, the curation is mean in the best way, and my copy is #047/300. Already plotting what to buy next.
Maya K.
Subscriber since Edition 01 · Brooklyn, NY
Not Sure Where to Start?

The Internet is the exhibit. This is the gift shop.

Peek at the full archive, read the field notes on past drops, or just wander. There are no upsells, no countdown timers, and no "limited stock" badges that lie.